1
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[ice crackling]
[squawking]

2
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[ice crackling]

3
00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,680
[growls]

4
00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,320
[roaring]

5
00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:33,680
Midgard rejects
your frozen villainy, Ymir,

6
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Ice Giant of Niffleheim.

7
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The ice will silence you,
Thor Odinson.

8
00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,440
Yeah. Less talk,
more rock, Goldilocks.

9
00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,280
[grunts]

10
00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:50,080
Speak not to me
of battle tactics, Hulk.

11
00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,240
I have fought more...
[grunts]

12
00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:55,600
Here's my question:
why is an Ice Giant
on Monuriki Island?

13
00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:59,600
I mean, it's not really
an ice-friendly location,
like, say, someplace cold.

14
00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,440
[grunts]

15
00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,080
By the way,
ice is the perfect weapon

16
00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,080
because it melts
and leaves no evidence.

17
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Saw that in a movie,
I think.

18
00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:13,080
[grunting]

19
00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,400
[yells]

20
00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,640
[Iron Man]
What was that movie?

21
00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,440
Cap, you know
what I'm talking about.

22
00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,280
Stay on task,
Iron Man.

23
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We need to find that casket
before it's opened.

24
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Eternal winter in a box?
Nope, not seeing it.

25
00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,360
Would long summer
on a stick work?

26
00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,600
Ymir and the Casket
of Ancient Winters

27
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are as powerful
as they are old, Iron Man.

28
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<i>Trifle with them</i>
<i>at your peril.</i>

29
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I'm not trifling, Hammer-time.
I'm judging.

30
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Glacier-to-go may be big,
strong,

31
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and handy
when the fridge breaks,

32
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but even Popsicles know
to stay in the shade.

33
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So why is he here?
And how did he get here?

34
00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,640
I don't know.
This doesn't add up.
Something's off.

35
00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,720
[yelling]

36
00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,440
And you're off to join it.

37
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<i>[Reptil over earpiece]</i>
<i>Whoa! Iron Man</i>
<i>just became Iron Rocket!</i>

38
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Is he okay? Should I tag in?
'Cause I can tag in.

39
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[Captain America]
Negative, Reptil.

40
00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,120
You're here to observe
as a trainee.

41
00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,120
That's what you do
on a ride-along.

42
00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,040
<i>Technically,</i>
<i>it's more of a fly-along.</i>

43
00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,800
And I can just
power dive into a--

44
00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,120
Do not engage, Reptil.

45
00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,160
Check on the boats out there.
That's an order.

46
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Boats. Yes, sir.

47
00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,840
Don't go too far, kid.
We're about to wrap this up.

48
00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:31,120
<i>Cap, I have a visual</i>
<i>on the casket.</i>
<i>It's in Permafrosty's hand.</i>

49
00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,200
You make him drop it,
Captain Marvel.
I'll recover it.

50
00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,440
Operation Fumble is a go.

51
00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,160
Time to make some ice scream.

52
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[roars]

53
00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:45,320
[grunting]

54
00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,560
Get it?
It's a play on words.

55
00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:52,760
Not bad, Hulk.
I mean, for you.

56
00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,360
Snowball, corner pocket.
[grunts]

57
00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,440
[groaning]

58
00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,760
[grunts]

59
00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,760
[grunts, groans]

60
00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,520
Who do you...

61
00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,320
[yells]

62
00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,400
[grunting]

63
00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,160
[crash]

64
00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,880
[grunts]

65
00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,720
[groans]

66
00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,880
What did I do during
the best ice monster
beach brawl ever?

67
00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,760
Boat check.

68
00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,200
Wait. That looks like...

69
00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,200
Loki.

70
00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,200
Guys, it's Reptil.
I think I just spotted--

71
00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,720
<i>[Captain America]</i>
<i>A little busy right now, son.</i>

72
00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,200
[grunting]

73
00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:42,400
I know, but you've
really gotta hear this.

74
00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,480
About to lose ya.

75
00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,400
Well, he did say,
"Check on the boats,"
so...

76
00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,480
Tagging in!

77
00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,280
Drop the scepter, Loki.

78
00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,760
"Drop the scepter, Loki,"
or what?

79
00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:05,920
Or I'll-- I, uh...

80
00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,760
Just drop it.

81
00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,920
It's a fair question,
childasaurus.

82
00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,880
Perhaps you should return
when you can answer it.

83
00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,520
It's over, Loki,
one way or the other.

84
00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:20,440
Yes, even the best-laid plans
of immortals go awry,

85
00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,400
thanks to your friends.

86
00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,440
At least we can
agree on that!

87
00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,520
[grunting]

88
00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,560
[groans]

89
00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,280
[yells]

90
00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,960
[laughing]

91
00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:40,920
[gasps]

92
00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,760
Hole in the sky!

93
00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:49,760
I'm trying to remember
all the positives
of a big hole in the sky.

94
00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:51,280
Nope. There are none.

95
00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,480
Okay, Cap.
Got a plan for this nightmare?

96
00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,800
<i>Cap? Cap?</i>

97
00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,480
[growling]

98
00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,360
[grunts]

99
00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,400
Aah!

100
00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,720
[growls]

101
00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,640
Where are you,
pesky flea?

102
00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,840
You can't hide.

103
00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,520
[grunts]
[groans]

104
00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,880
[yelling]

105
00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,080
[crash]

106
00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,400
[groans]

107
00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,240
[chuckles]
Enough ice follies.

108
00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,000
Need to secure the casket,
and the kid.

109
00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,800
[yelling]

110
00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:47,400
Well, I'm afraid this is where
you and I part ways, pre-hero.

111
00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,640
I, to a new beginning,

112
00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,800
and you, to oblivion.

113
00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,600
[sinister laughter]

114
00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,440
[ice crackling]

115
00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,920
[laughter continues]

116
00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:08,560
Whoa! I'll tag out now.
Anybody want in? No?

117
00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,120
[yelling]

118
00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,480
Wait. I can fly.

119
00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,960
I can out-flap this skynado,
no problem.

120
00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,760
Is there any way to do this
without hugging?

121
00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:27,760
This hug
is saving your life.

122
00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:30,560
Then I'd rather perish.
As would I.

123
00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,600
Stop complaining
and hug for your life!

124
00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,640
[Captain America]
There it is.

125
00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,720
Okay, I've got the casket.

126
00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,040
Now let's focus on...

127
00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,400
a much bigger problem.

128
00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,840
Whoa.

129
00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,400
[grunts]
Incoming, me!
Gotcha!

130
00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,960
[Iron Man]
Oh, hey, Cap.
Mystical vortex troubles?

131
00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,480
Funny, we were just
discussing that very topic.

132
00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,480
Hulk has
an interesting theory.

133
00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,680
[grunting]

134
00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,640
No-o-o-o!

135
00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,880
Had enough, skynado?

136
00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,440
[grunts]
[yelling]

137
00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,640
[yelling]

138
00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,560
Reptil!
He's out cold.

139
00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,920
Don't worry.
I got this. Kid!

140
00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,360
Wake up! Yeah, no good.

141
00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:34,720
Hey, Hulk,
how about a little help?

142
00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,920
[Hulk]
Wake u-u-up!

143
00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,640
Was that Hulk?

144
00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,960
Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

145
00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,440
[grunts]

146
00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,480
Hey, check it out.
I'm still alive.

147
00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,080
Yeah!
We did it!

148
00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,560
And I just invented
dino-boarding.

149
00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:52,800
[laughter]

150
00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:55,640
[Hulk]
Uh-oh.

151
00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,480
[Iron Man]
And dino-crashing.

152
00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,840
And full-body dino-trauma.

153
00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,920
[Hulk]
Reptil, you alive?

154
00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,480
[groans]

155
00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,040
For my encore, I will pass out.

156
00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000
The metal one spoke truth.

157
00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,840
The island's warmth
made me weak.

158
00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,680
It was a poor plan.

159
00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:32,160
It was you that failed,
not my plan.

160
00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:35,040
You were to open
the Casket of Ancient Winters

161
00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:38,480
in a remote location
so as to avoid detection.

162
00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,800
Instead,
it was a wasted trip.

163
00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,040
The meddlers were fortunate.

164
00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,080
That may be, but Thor
delivers the casket

165
00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,120
to Asgard for safekeeping
as we speak.

166
00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:54,200
Our new path to conquest
must crush all heroic obstacles.

167
00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,720
I know a way.

168
00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:00,160
You have an idea?
How refreshing.

169
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,600
[growls]

170
00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:06,120
Apologies, Lord of Ice.
Please continue.

171
00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:13,560
I tell the tale of Jolnir.

172
00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,760
Oh, stop.
I've heard this tale.

173
00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,560
Jolnir is a silly legend.

174
00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,680
His kind and generous
winter antics
are a fairy tale

175
00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:26,640
to amuse Asgardian children
and gullible Frost Giants.

176
00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,080
[growls]

177
00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:31,240
[sighs]
It's utter nonsense.

178
00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:35,760
No. Jolnir is nearly
as ancient as I am,

179
00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,320
and just as real.

180
00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:44,080
<i>Part Frost Giant, part Elf,</i>

181
00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:48,000
<i>Jolnir was born</i>
<i>with immense power.</i>

182
00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:53,280
<i>But instead of using</i>
<i>that power to rule,</i>

183
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,760
<i>he squandered it</i>
<i>on helping those</i>

184
00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:58,920
<i>too young and weak</i>
<i>to help themselves--</i>

185
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,960
[children chattering]
<i>children.</i>

186
00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,200
<i>Today, Jolnir</i>
<i>is better known</i>

187
00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,280
<i>as Santa Claus.</i>

188
00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,920
<i>And each winter,</i>
<i>he brings gifts</i>
[sleigh bells jingling]

189
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,760
<i>to all the children</i>
<i>of the nine worlds</i>
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

190
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,040
<i>in one night.</i>

191
00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:19,600
Such a monumental feat
is impossible

192
00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,880
to all but him.

193
00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,960
Such power.

194
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:28,640
And if we
could harness that power,

195
00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:32,560
none on Earth could resist.

196
00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:37,120
Yes, I am well aware
of Santa Claus.

197
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:40,800
Santa Claus is beloved,
celebrated.

198
00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,920
Songs are sung in his name.

199
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,720
Hmm? Using him to dominate

200
00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:50,000
the very beings
that adore him...

201
00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:54,000
Well, that is just
too devious to resist.
[chuckles]

202
00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:57,600
I guess there's more to you
than snow and ice,
after all, Ymir.

203
00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,160
But where will we find him?

204
00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:03,880
If the stories are true,
he makes his home in Alfheim,

205
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,000
home of the Light Elves.

206
00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:09,920
Ugh, Elves. Of course.
I should've known.

207
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,640
But if he's as powerful
as you say,

208
00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:15,240
how could we
usurp that power?

209
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,840
We lost one casket.

210
00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:20,320
But there is another--

211
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,000
the Casket of Ancient Powers.

212
00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:26,000
It can transfer
even the greatest abilities

213
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:29,080
from one being to another.

214
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,360
And, like Jolnir,

215
00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:35,080
it too resides in Alfheim.

216
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,680
[laughing]

217
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,680
A new path.

218
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,680
Misinformation and a reward

219
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,040
should flush Jolnir
into the open

220
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,040
while we seek the Casket
of Ancient Powers.

221
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,320
If no one else finds him,
we will.

222
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:53,040
And then we will
claim his power.

223
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:58,800
Yes. The hunt is on
for Santa Claus.

224
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,280
[laughing]

225
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:11,160
But first, a distraction
for our heroic friends.

226
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,080
[branches cracking]

227
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,960
[growling]

228
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,240
[gasps]

229
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,520
Huh?

230
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,960
[roaring]

231
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,520
Hm. You'll do.

232
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,440
Remember your footwork.
Again.

233
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:02,120
[grunting]

234
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,840
[panting]

235
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:04,920
Again.

236
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,920
[yells]

237
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,360
[groans]

238
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,120
[breathing heavily]

239
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,840
Am I still in trouble
for going after Loki on my own?

240
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:20,720
You're not in trouble.
You're in training
to join this team someday.

241
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,960
And that won't happen
if you don't learn teamwork.

242
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,960
I tried to tell you.
I just...

243
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,240
I wanted you
to believe in me.

244
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,960
I figured if I catch Loki--
boom, I'm in the game.

245
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:35,080
But you don't act alone
when you're part of a team.

246
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,920
So you're on the bench.

247
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,280
Going a little hard on him,
aren't you?

248
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,880
He showed guts.
Guts count too.

249
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,040
Only when they're paired
with brains.

250
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,440
Aw, lighten up, Cap.
He stepped up to Loki,
and he's still here.

251
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,760
Gold star for that.

252
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,960
Did young Cap
take no for an answer?

253
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,200
Did young any of us?
No.

254
00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,440
And we all made mistakes.

255
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,840
Mistakes I'm trying
to help him avoid.

256
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,960
He'll learn
from the mistakes.
[bell dings]

257
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,880
We did.
[chamber door opening]

258
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,840
Uh, guys? I'm right here.
[Iron Man]
He'll be fine.

259
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,840
He's a one-man dino-band.

260
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,200
You know who else
had skills like that?
Dinosaurs.

261
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,200
And look how things
turned out for them.
Wait. Bad example.

262
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:17,440
I rest my case.
Guys, still in the room.

263
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:20,960
You wouldn't worry so much
if you had
my new-car shine, Cap.

264
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,840
Now pipe down
before the kid hears us.
[thud]

265
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,920
Whoa!
Thor's back already?
That was quick.

266
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,040
No. He said
it would take time

267
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,880
to secure
the Casket of Ancient Winters
in Asgard.

268
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,040
That was something else.

269
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,000
[grunts]

270
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,440
Tell me you didn't use
my private bathroom again.

271
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:42,880
I like your shampoo.
Smells like candy canes.

272
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,360
Candy? Hulk,
that's not shampoo.

273
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:48,480
That's foot cream. Ugh.

274
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,560
I still like it.

275
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,360
Should I come?

276
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,480
Guys?

277
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,000
[growling]

278
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,280
[people screaming]

279
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,520
[roaring]

280
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:12,160
Tourist?
He doesn't look local.

281
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,960
No, but he's making
himself at home.

282
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,920
Not in my house.

283
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,560
Nobody makes a mess
in my house.

284
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,920
Except you.
[growls]

285
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,960
Easy, Hulk. First priority
is clearing the street.

286
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,120
Get everyone
out of the lizard zone.

287
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,880
[man screaming]

288
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,240
I'm on it.

289
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,960
[man yelling]
Don't worry about the fender.

290
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,520
I got that covered.

291
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,320
[growling]

292
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,040
[yelling]

293
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,840
[grunts]

294
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,280
[roaring]

295
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,200
[screaming]
[engine revving]

296
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,160
[tires screeching]

297
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:55,720
You're welcome.
[creature growling]

298
00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,080
Really? Rampages
make us all look bad,

299
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,640
extra-large dino-noob.

300
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,200
[Captain Marvel]
Heads up!

301
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,440
You do need to work
on your reflexes.

302
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,640
Thanks!

303
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,640
You wanna walk away
or fly away.

304
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,480
The flying option
involves punching.

305
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,640
[roaring]
[roaring]

306
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,560
Have a nice flight!

307
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,000
Back already?

308
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,240
[grunts]

309
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,520
[growls]
[thudding footsteps]

310
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,400
Huh?

311
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,120
Okay.
So much for that plan.

312
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,120
Captain Marvel,
you're air support.
Iron Man--

313
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,240
Hold up. I've got
a way to end this,
no rubble required.

314
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,240
Reptil, come here.

315
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,680
What are you doing?
Shh. It's a surprise.
Don't ruin it.

316
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,160
Kid, bust out
your best dino-head.

317
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,120
Uh, okay.

318
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,480
Does this work?

319
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,480
For a job interview
or a date, no.

320
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,280
But for this, it's perfect.
[whistles]

321
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,040
[thudding footsteps approaching]
Huh?

322
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,520
[whimpers]

323
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,520
All right.
Look alive, people.

324
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,680
No. Give the kid
some room.
What?

325
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:15,200
But that thing is--
Ah-ah-ah.
There's no "but" in "team."

326
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,200
Or something like that.
Just trust me.

327
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,560
[growling]

328
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,040
Uh, so what am I
doing now?

329
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,040
You're doing it already.
Keep it up.

330
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,720
But I'm not doing anything.
Exactly. Don't move.

331
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,400
"Don't move"? But...
[grunts]

332
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,040
[moans]

333
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,800
Hey, it thinks I'm its--
ugh-- baby.

334
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,320
Ugh! Ugh!

335
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,520
[moans softly]
Okay.

336
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,120
You can stop licking now.

337
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,440
How'd you know
that would work?

338
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,560
I didn't.
I just wanted to see
what would happen.

339
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,080
[moaning softly]
Kidding.

340
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,280
It's obvious
that that's a she,

341
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,400
and motherly instincts
are hard to deny.

342
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,760
That was a risky play.

343
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,040
High risk, high reward.
It's the only
game worth playing.

344
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,240
Worth it for you, maybe.
Not for him.
[clang]

345
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,760
That's what I love about you,
Stars and Gripes.

346
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,640
Your glass
is always half full.
Of sour milk.

347
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,680
[moaning continues]

348
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:21,320
Is there a plan to--
ugh-- stop the licking?

349
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,040
'Cause...
[muffled gag]

350
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,480
I think I'm gonna be sick.
[muffled gag]

351
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,480
[Rocket]
Eighth time's a charm, pal.

352
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,560
Honestly,
I feel good about this.

353
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,440
I am Groot.

354
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,280
So when I say, "Punch it,"
you punch it.

355
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,480
Got it?

356
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:44,640
And... punch it!
[beeps]

357
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,640
Power down!
[bang]
I am Groot.

358
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,480
Power down! Power down.

359
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,560
Power down!
Power down!

360
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,120
[beeps]

361
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,640
Why'd you punch it?

362
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,120
Oh, now the electrical's fried!

363
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,240
I gotta rewire
the whole thing!

364
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,240
And I'm out of wire!

365
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,200
[descending whirring]

366
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,480
I'm sick of this
flying scrap heap.

367
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,400
We need a new ship.

368
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,680
I am Groot.

369
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,640
I know new ships
cost units.

370
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,320
I am Groot.

371
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,360
[growls]
I know we don't have
any units.

372
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,120
[beeping]

373
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,120
But maybe that's
about to change.

374
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:27,520
"Jolnir, a.k.a. Santa Claus.
Mass burglary, animal cruelty.

375
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,840
Stealing cookies from kids"?

376
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:33,360
Well, this guy's
a real piece of work.
And the reward is...

377
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,280
Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!

378
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,240
Oh, we bag this guy,
and we can buy any ship we want.

379
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,400
[laughs]
Set a course
for this Alfheim place.

380
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,200
[laughs]

381
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,520
[beeping]

382
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,600
[ascending whirring]

383
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,840
[Loki]
Ah, Alfheim,

384
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,880
the most joyous
of the nine realms.

385
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,520
How can anyone stand
a place this happy?

386
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,880
Even Elves?

387
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,800
Agreed.
It's too warm.

388
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,720
Fortunately,
our visit will be short.

389
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:13,440
Now, where in this cursed realm
is the Casket of Ancient Powers?

390
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,600
Mmm.

391
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,160
[groans]
I suppose we will just

392
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,600
have to ask
for directions then.

393
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:32,400
Captain, is this
a hero's welcome,
or is treachery afoot?

394
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,400
Hard to say.
How'd things go in Asgard?

395
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:39,880
All's well.
The Casket of Ancient Winters
is once again in safe hands.

396
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,800
Nothing out of the ordinary?

397
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,760
Well, there was
one odd development.

398
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:52,800
What's the emergency?

399
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,280
Please tell me Loki
didn't steal back that icebox.

400
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,720
No. We believe Loki
has moved on

401
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,760
to a far more
sinister plan.

402
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,640
"We" is an overstatement.

403
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,280
Let's look at the facts.
Tony, the lizard attack.

404
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:06,920
Is there some footage
you can--
[beep]

405
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,320
Boom. Jarvis.
We know a creature
attacked the city today,

406
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,680
and we know that despite
its size and strength,

407
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,600
we defeated it easily.

408
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,280
Too easily.
Thor and I believe--

409
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,560
Uh, he believes.
I, less so.

410
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:23,800
...that Loki sent the creature
to distract us
from his true scheme,

411
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,320
which Thor discovered
while in Asgard.

412
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,680
Thor?

413
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,760
I thought it less a scheme
and more a jest.

414
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,280
Loki accuses someone
of false crimes

415
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,920
and offers a great reward
for his capture.

416
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,520
Loki's target has many names.

417
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,760
In Asgard, he is Jolnir.

418
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:44,480
Here, he is known
as Santa Claus.

419
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,800
[laughing]
Santa Claus.

420
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,800
[Iron Man laughing]
Santa!

421
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,880
[clears throat]
Red suit, white beard?

422
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,640
Belly like a bowl full of jelly?
Drives a flying sleigh?

423
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,520
[laughing continues]

424
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,280
Reindeer with
a glow-in-the-dark nose?

425
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:03,400
Whoo! A Santa bounty.
Too funny.

426
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,720
Really? Just Thor and me?
Come on. You can't be serious.

427
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,360
Don't I look serious?

428
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,720
Sure. But you always
look like that.

429
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:15,000
For good reason.
It may sound funny,
but Santa Claus is no joke.

430
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,840
No? Jarvis,
can you walk us through
the physics of Santa?

431
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,600
The simple version.
<i>It would be my pleasure.</i>

432
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:25,760
<i>For simplicity, we'll assume</i>
<i>there are two billion children</i>
<i>on Earth.</i>

433
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:29,000
<i>Using a census average</i>
<i>of 3.5 children per home,</i>

434
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,880
<i>that's 571 million homes</i>
<i>for Santa to visit</i>
<i>in only one day,</i>

435
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,560
<i>or 31 hours,</i>
<i>accounting for time zones</i>
<i>and the Earth's rotation.</i>

436
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:42,000
<i>This would require Santa</i>
<i>to visit 5,116.5 houses</i>
<i>per second</i>

437
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,960
<i>while traveling</i>
<i>at 4,043 miles per second</i>
<i>between stops.</i>

438
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,920
<i>Now, the sheer volume</i>
<i>of pres--</i>
That's enough, Jarvis.

439
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,440
Point is, it's impossible.

440
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,360
But I knew that as a kid.
Off.

441
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,440
Wait!
Not that it takes a genius
to figure out

442
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:59,120
this scam is impossible.
Nothing is impossible
if you believe.

443
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,560
Uh, sorry.

444
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:08,560
Regardless, it may be that Santa
has incredible power.

445
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,720
Enough to bend space-time.

446
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,560
Loki could use
the Casket of Ancient Powers

447
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,560
to claim Jolnir's power.

448
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,560
Both are said to be in Alfheim.

449
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,560
But this has gone too far.

450
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,760
Jolnir is just a legend,
a myth.

451
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,440
Kind of like you,
Thor from Asgard?

452
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,440
Fine. Maybe this guy's
Thor's cousin.

453
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:31,360
But he's not Santa,
because there is no Santa.

454
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,400
I'll take a trip
to prove I'm right.
Let's go to Alfheim.

455
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:38,080
Heimdall won't open the Bifrost
to mortals for such folly,

456
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,000
nor should he.
[Iron Man]
No problem.

457
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,400
We don't need
your rainbow bridge
when we've got

458
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,920
my Dimensional Gateway
Transporter Bridge Thingamajig.

459
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,000
I'm still working
on the name.
This is a fool's errand.

460
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,040
So stay here.
Someone has to work on plan B--

461
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,120
doing Santa's job
if something goes wrong.

462
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,120
You can do that
with Hulk.

463
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,080
Ho ho ho!

464
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,920
We'll have
a holly jolly time.
[grunts, growls]

465
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,760
Your device is real?
We're going on a Santa quest,

466
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,120
and you're asking
if my tech is real?
Fine.

467
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,960
Has it been tested?

468
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:13,200
Sure. Phase one of testing
started... now.

469
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,760
Joy to another world,
huh, kid?

470
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,480
Yes!

471
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,160
We're gonna
meet Santa Claus!

472
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,760
[reindeer snorts]

473
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,640
Are you well, sir?
Do you require aid?

474
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:44,040
Oh. Who takes pity
on these old, cold bones?

475
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:47,520
Commander Athidel,
of the Emerald Guard,
at your service.

476
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,840
[laughing]

477
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,880
Loki!

478
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,560
Good eye, Commander Athidel.

479
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,600
So kind of you to offer help.

480
00:24:55,720 --> 00:25:01,120
But I fear you are in
far greater need of it than I.

481
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,200
Hmm?

482
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,080
[grunting]
Oh!

483
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,960
[ice crackling]

484
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,520
Now, would you mind
directing us

485
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,000
to the nearest
Casket of Ancient Powers?

486
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,600
And I'm afraid we're in
a bit of a rush.

487
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,680
[Reptil]
Look, I'm just saying
I know Santa Claus.

488
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:24,120
The stories, the songs,
all the reindeer names.

489
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,880
I'm a Santa freak.

490
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,000
I could be a big help
on this mission.

491
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,640
This isn't
a training mission.
I know.

492
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,960
No one gets what's at stake here
more than me.

493
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,000
Santa has to be saved.

494
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,680
That's why I want to go.
Need to go.

495
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:43,720
And, hey, if I meet Santa
and become his best friend,
I'm fine with that.

496
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,520
I'm sold.
Too bad it's not my call.

497
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,120
No, it's mine.
And I'm afraid I've made it.

498
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,560
We'll resume your training
when this is resolved, Humberto.

499
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,720
I'm surprised, Cap.
Kid believes in this stuff.

500
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,240
I believe it's a sham.

501
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,840
At the very least,
his attitude offsets mine.

502
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,800
If there was ever a mission
for him to join, this is it.

503
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,520
Fine, fine.
He can go.

504
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,680
Really?

505
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,080
Yeah, really?

506
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,960
Really. As your shadow.

507
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,080
Ooh. Walked into that one.

508
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,880
Yes! I promise
you won't regret this.

509
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,720
Unless I screw up.
Which I won't.

510
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,680
If you do,
you'll never see Earth again.

511
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,680
Just kidding.
Iron high five.
[clang]

512
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:22,800
[groans]

513
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,680
What I don't get is,

514
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,240
if you think
this trip's a loser,
why make it happen?

515
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:30,080
Because I'm always right,
and it's my duty to prove that.

516
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,960
Or you have no holiday plans.

517
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,240
Because I'm selfless too.
We're clear for takeoff.

518
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:39,000
By the way,
there's a small chance
we'll get separated.

519
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,200
And by "we,"
I mean our molecules.

520
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,200
What's the likelihood
of this gizmo

521
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,080
actually getting us
to Alfheim?

522
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,200
Hmm. 100%.

523
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:52,920
<i>[Jarvis]</i>
<i>The likelihood of reaching</i>
<i>Alfheim safely is 78%.</i>

524
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,720
Which, if you round up,
is basically a hundred percent.

525
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,760
Not cool, Jarvis.
We agreed to use fuzzy math.

526
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,880
<i>I said "math."</i>
<i>You added "fuzzy."</i>

527
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,120
[chuckles]

528
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,720
[Captain Marvel]
Wait. Are those cookie trees?

529
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,240
Yeah. They look good.

530
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,720
But I just lost
my appetite.

531
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,840
See? Safe and sound.

532
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,240
Sure, there's an army
of angry archer Elves
targeting us,

533
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,760
but we get
souvenir glow arrows.

534
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,280
That's a win in my book.

535
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,760
I am Malitri,
captain of the Emerald Guard.

536
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:39,840
You will release
Commander Athidel
by the count of three.

537
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,680
One--
Wait a second.

538
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,160
We don't have this commander.

539
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,920
Cap, let me handle this.

540
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:49,920
Forsooth, good Malitrio,
Light Elf of the Light Elves.

541
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,840
We know not of whence
hence you speak.

542
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:58,160
We instead seek to query you
on a quandary most dire.

543
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,120
Your mockery is a path
that leads only to woe,

544
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,840
armored interloper,
for you.

545
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,840
No, no, my spritely comrade.

546
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,840
Your pointy-eth ears
have-- hath mistrewn-eth

547
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,600
the words coming from my--
mine yon lips, and...

548
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:18,080
Look, Ear-kabobs,
fancy talk isn't my thing.

549
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,880
But you'd love my pal Thor.
Why didn't we bring Thor again?

550
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,760
This is right
in his wheelhouse.

551
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,800
I grow weary
of this one's prattle.

552
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,360
Dispatch him.

553
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,320
You don't want
to fancy-talk it out?
Fine. Dispatch this.

554
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,440
Wait. Where'd he go?

555
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,040
[grunts]
[grunts]

556
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:39,040
Emerald Guards,
capture them,

557
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,920
by any means necessary.

558
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,760
[grunting]

559
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,080
Time to separate the boys
from the other boys.

560
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:55,120
[grunts, yells]

561
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,920
Whoa. Let's start over.

562
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,960
We're here
to protect Santa Claus.

563
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,840
You call him Jolnir.

564
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,080
The Emerald Guard
protects Jolnir.

565
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,160
We do not require
the help of outlanders.

566
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,160
The point is, same team.

567
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:18,760
The other team, Loki and Ymir--
they have a head start.

568
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,240
Loki and Ymir are
a most treacherous threat.

569
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,080
A threat we are more than able
to counter on our own.

570
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,960
I believe you.

571
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,080
It's not like your commander
is missing or anything.

572
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,280
Loki and Ymir may be
using your commander

573
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,800
to find
the Casket of Ancient Powers.

574
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,880
If so, we need to work together
and get there first.
Sing it, Cap.

575
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,160
Why would we
trust outlanders?

576
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,360
Because Santa's safety
is at risk.

577
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,880
Nothing else matters.

578
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,200
Follow us.

579
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,960
Um, how'd you do that?

580
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,280
No idea.
Pretty cool,
though, right?

581
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,320
They must think you're an Elf.
Easy mistake.

582
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,920
I remain perplexed.
By what?

583
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Why a sleigh?
Why reindeer?

584
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,040
And why must the gifts
all be delivered in one night?

585
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,000
Well, it's the holidays.

586
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,320
And you like this?

587
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,160
Like it? I love it.
Wanna know why?

588
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:27,320
Yes. That's what I've been
asking you to explain
for hours.

589
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,480
Okay. This is why
Christmas rocks.

590
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,360
You've heard of Santa,
right?

591
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,880
Yes, of course, Hulk.

592
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,440
Okay. Just making sure
for your sake.

593
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:41,520
So, there's Santa and presents,
which kids love, of course.

594
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,160
Anyway, now, Santa--
he can fly.
[squeaks]

595
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,040
And presents can be anything.

596
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:49,200
A toy pony, a real pony,
or anything.

597
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,960
Not just ponies.
Maybe I should start over.

598
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,360
Nah, I'll keep going.
So, there's Santa,
and then there's pre--

599
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,360
Did I say that already?
I can't remember.

600
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,040
Also, there's songs,
cookies, sleigh bells,

601
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,880
sweaters, pine trees,
big socks, snowmen,

602
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,880
pie, and then--

603
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,920
boom!

604
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,520
It's the next morning,
and you're sitting
on a brand-new pony.

605
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,200
[Thor sighs]
That was of no help
whatsoever, Hulk.

606
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,560
[Rocket]
Looks like you picked the right
wormhole for Alfheim, Groot.

607
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,880
I owe you a burrito.

608
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,800
I am Groot.

609
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,160
What kind of twisted
fever dream is this place?

610
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,480
What, do they grow
gingerbread men here?

611
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,080
I am Groot.

612
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,160
Yeah, you would like it.

613
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,240
File says this Jolnir/Santa guy
drives a sleigh.

614
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,600
So, find the sleigh,
find Santa.

615
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,160
Hey, don't eat that.
It's probably stale.

616
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,160
[grunts]

617
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,360
[grunts]
I am Groot!

618
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:31,240
Great. See what you did?
You made the gingerbread rise.

619
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:35,080
Well, one thing to do
when you're stuck
in a cookie jar-- chew 'em up!

620
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,560
[gunfire]

621
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,640
[growls]

622
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,640
[Rocket laughing]

623
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,160
[grunting]

624
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,160
[Rocket growling]

625
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,640
[grunting]

626
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,400
[growls]

627
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,000
There.
Nothing but crumbs.

628
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,920
What the sprinkles...

629
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,440
[growling]

630
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,480
Perfect. Zombie cookies.
[all growling]

631
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,320
Come on.

632
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:05,560
Let's run,
run fast as we can!

633
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,760
[growling continues]

634
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,160
[grunts]
Cursed cave!

635
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:22,000
Athidel, if the casket
is much further,

636
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,280
Ymir may share
his discomfort with you.

637
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,640
Our destination is near.

638
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,640
[thud, rocks falling]
Aah! Wretched rocks!

639
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,760
I hope so.
For your sake.

640
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,360
[Reptil]
Think we'll find the casket
before Loki?

641
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,200
What happens
if they find it first?

642
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,200
And how far
do these tunnels go?

643
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,200
No one knows.
Those who venture too far

644
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,200
or lose their way
never return.

645
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,400
Glad I asked.

646
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,960
I'm not.
Me neither.

647
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:58,520
Should we be leaving
a trail of bread crumbs?
Or flares, maybe?

648
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,280
Less talk, more walk, people.

649
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,400
There.
There is what you seek.

650
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:10,720
That's it? The Casket
of Ancient Powers?

651
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,640
You leave it unguarded?

652
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,680
No. The casket's ward
is the Jorokraken.

653
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:20,280
And where
is the Jorokraken now?

654
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:24,360
Where he always is.
Beneath our feet.

655
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,480
[growling]

656
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,120
[grunting]

657
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,120
Aah!

658
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,320
And he's never been fond
of uninvited guests.

659
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,480
Elfworld
is on a fault line?

660
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,360
[growling continues]

661
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,040
Whoa. No one said anything
about tunnel quakes.

662
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:53,080
That disturbance was caused
by the movement
of the Jorokraken.

663
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,400
Jorokraken?
Sounds delightful.
What is it?

664
00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:00,600
The Jorokraken
is a great ancient beast
that skulks in the rocky depths.

665
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,400
It is a friend
to the Light Elves
and jealously defends

666
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,400
the Casket of Ancient Powers
from all who dare seek it.

667
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,640
That means
Loki's found the casket.
Let's move.

668
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:12,440
[growling]

669
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,040
[yells]

670
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,320
[Ymir]
Back, vile tentacles!

671
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,400
[growling continues]

672
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,160
This creature is relentless!

673
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:28,560
Aah!
And rude. Very rude.

674
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,800
[grunting]

675
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,720
No! No! Stop it! Bad!

676
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:39,200
Alfheim protects Jolnir
against all trespassers.

677
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,240
[grunts]

678
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,480
Your fates were sealed
the moment you dared
plot against him.

679
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:48,320
I bid you farewell
on your journey
to oblivion.

680
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,840
[groans]

681
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,640
[grunts]
[squealing]

682
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,160
[gasps]

683
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,160
[grunts]

684
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,520
[roaring]

685
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,080
[Loki]
Even the most savage beast
can learn manners

686
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,320
when given
the proper motivation.

687
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,920
[screaming]

688
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,520
[growling]

689
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,400
[laughs]

690
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,720
You were saying?

691
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,440
Use care.

692
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,800
If you open the casket
without a target,

693
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,440
it will siphon your powers.

694
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,440
As I assumed.

695
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,880
I haven't made it this far
on charm alone, cold friend.

696
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,280
You will never reach Jolnir.

697
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,520
And even if you do,
he is far too powerful for you.

698
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:49,520
That, my stalwart Santa sentry,
is why we needed the box.

699
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,160
Fool!
You'll trap us all!

700
00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,160
Wrong again.

701
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,320
This just isn't your day.

702
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,480
No-o-o-o!

703
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,400
[grunts]
Get clear!

704
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,560
Biggest tremor yet.
We're almost there.

705
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,520
Or it's already here.

706
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,400
[growling]

707
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,760
Loki sent us a present.

708
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,760
[roaring]

709
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,680
[growling]

710
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,520
Why can't I ever be wrong?

711
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,440
[blows landing]

712
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,160
[Captain Marvel yells]

713
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,200
[growling continues]
[blows continue landing]

714
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,280
[grunting]

715
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,520
Keep pushing.
There has to be a weakness.

716
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,000
[shrill whistle blowing]

717
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,280
[growling]

718
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,400
Apparently
it's called a whistle.

719
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,760
You trained the Jorokraken?

720
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,600
This relic held sway
over the Jorokraken
when we found it.

721
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,440
We know not how,

722
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,880
but we remain grateful
for its existence.

723
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,880
You and us both.
What happened to Loki
and Ymir?

724
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,400
They escaped with the casket
and left me sealed in.

725
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,520
Fortunately, my knowledge
of the hidden passages
allowed me to escape.

726
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,840
These tunnels
have secret tunnels?

727
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,360
That's just too much tunnel.
[Captain America]
They're on the move.

728
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,880
Where is Jolnir?

729
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,480
Jolnir calls the top
of Mount Jolly home.

730
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,760
Of course.
I was gonna guess that.

731
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,880
We need to get there, now.

732
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,480
The Emerald Guard does not
allow outlanders on Mount Jolly.

733
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,600
Yeah? Tell that
to Freezy and Sleazy.

734
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,240
We will, vigorously.

735
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,480
Look, this isn't a turf war.
We want to help.

736
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,240
And since you coughed up
that power box,

737
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,000
seems like you guys
could use it.

738
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,320
[growls]

739
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,600
Think it over,
Long-bow Short-fuse.

740
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,680
Thank you.
We decline your offer.

741
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,480
[Captain America]
It's not an offer.
There's too much at stake.

742
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,960
We're going.
You don't have to help us.

743
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,040
But we won't let you
stop us.

744
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,440
Yay. Happy ending.

745
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,520
Sorry. Excuse me.
Pardon me.

746
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,520
How could you
let them pass?

747
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,760
What we began,
our brothers will finish.

748
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,440
[clanging]

749
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,440
[clanging]

750
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,280
[man]
Season's greetings!
[laughs]

751
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,800
I'm Nicholas,
store manager.

752
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,680
But, please,
call me Nick.

753
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,000
[chuckles]
What can I help you find today?

754
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,960
We seek playthings
and trinkets of amusement

755
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,720
for the children
of this world.

756
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,720
Ho ho ho!
You're in the right place.

757
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,800
Toy to the World
has the widest selection
of toys in the world.

758
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:53,000
Toy cars, toy planes...
Why does this man
seem familiar?

759
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:56,800
'Cause he looks
like Santa Claus?
No.

760
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,920
...toy saws, toy clocks--
Nick, have we met
in the past?

761
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,080
Um, no.

762
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,520
I'd remember you.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

763
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,520
The laugh?
The beard?

764
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,360
Come on.
Santa Claus.

765
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,680
Nick, have you ever
journeyed to Asgard?

766
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,320
Um, is that overseas?

767
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:21,120
Yes. Over seas, lands,
space, and time.

768
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,360
Santa. Claus.

769
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,920
Of course!
The resemblance is uncanny!

770
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,000
So, are you looking
for a specific toy?

771
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,560
[nervous chuckle]
Yeah. All of them.

772
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:38,880
Indeed. We require
every toy you possess.

773
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,680
Charge it all
to Tony Stark.

774
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,400
And you, Nick.

775
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:46,160
I believe we require
you as well.

776
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:53,880
[growls]

777
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,480
That's him.
Rotten, low-life crook.

778
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:03,800
Let's grab him,
quick and quiet,

779
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,920
and get out
of this snow globe.

780
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,640
Place gives me the creeps.
And stop eating
those gumdrops!

781
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:10,640
[groans]

782
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,520
End of the trail,
Santa Claus!

783
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,560
[muffled shouting]

784
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,800
Nothing personal,
just business.

785
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,520
You're worth a whole lot
of loot to somebody.

786
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,560
Actually,
it is a bit personal!

787
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,880
Taking cookies from kids?
How do you sleep at night?

788
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,680
[muffled shouting]

789
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,080
What?
Groot, lose the scarf.

790
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:47,840
I said,
"I'm afraid you've got
the wrong Claus."

791
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,000
I'm Mrs. Claus,

792
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,000
Santa's wife.

793
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,880
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

794
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,920
[chuckles]
Oh, I wish.

795
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,920
Oh, but I'm not much
of a jokester.

796
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,200
Not like you two.
[chuckles]

797
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,440
I mean, this prank--
what a hoot!

798
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,200
[chuckles]
I'm so sorry I spoiled it.

799
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,680
"Prank"?
Sure.

800
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,480
Pretending to be bandits,
leaping out to catch Santa.

801
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,640
[chuckles]
Delightful!

802
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,520
Hop in. I'll give you
a ride to our place.

803
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,280
Santa loves it
when old friends drop by.

804
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,200
Eh...
[chuckles]

805
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,880
Yeah. Yeah, we're old friends
here to play a prank on Santa.

806
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,560
You saw right through us.
[chuckles]

807
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,640
Come on, Groot.
This sweet old lady's
gonna help us bag her husband.

808
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:40,680
So, how far are we-e-e-e...

809
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,880
We know Jolnir is up there.

810
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Why do we cower here
like rodents?

811
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,640
Ugh! I'm unable to open
a portal on that mountain.

812
00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:59,600
It's shrouded in magic--
Jolnir's magic.

813
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:03,760
And there are
certainly more defenses
than the Light Elves we see.

814
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,760
So why confront them ourselves

815
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:09,680
when we can let
our willing decoys
do it for us?

816
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,560
What decoys?

817
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,880
Those decoys.

818
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,520
Heroes.

819
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,800
They're more reliable
than clocks.

820
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,360
Halt.
Come no closer.

821
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,280
We have no choice.

822
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,920
We need to reach Jolnir
before it's too late.
Stand down.

823
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,560
You give no orders here,
outlander.

824
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,560
Maybe we should
let Humberto talk.

825
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,720
That worked last time.
Just an idea.

826
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,760
It's okay, guys.
If I was identical

827
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,200
to everyone around me,
I'd be tense too.

828
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,760
Now take a hike so,
you know,
we can take a hike.

829
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:47,960
[grunts]

830
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,280
So, Santa's Elves
make toys and weapons.

831
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,200
Want to let Humberto
talk now?

832
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,760
Uh, might be too late.

833
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,920
Agreed.
We're past talking.

834
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,240
Reptil, stay close
to Iron Man.

835
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,720
[grunting]

836
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:09,120
Try to keep up, kid.
Last one to the top
cleans up the mess.

837
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,720
Go easy.
We're on the same side.
Not sure they got that memo.

838
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,760
[creaking]

839
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:20,160
Get clear!

840
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Yeah. They're not
blowing kisses at us.

841
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,400
[grunts]
Incoming at 1:00!

842
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,720
3:00! 10:00!

843
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,760
7:00! 8:00 and 9:00!

844
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:38,240
Got it, kid.
Around-the-clock arrow-rama.

845
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,240
Propulsion's off-line.
Going down.

846
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,840
[grunts]

847
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,680
[yelling]

848
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,680
I'm okay.
Good. Stay put.

849
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,120
No problem,
since I can't move.

850
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,040
[grunts]

851
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,240
Air support headed your way.

852
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,840
[grunts]
Snow down, fellas!

853
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,840
Captain Marvel, boost.

854
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,440
Got it!

855
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,080
[growling]

856
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,200
[grunts]

857
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,760
Reptil, tail!

858
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,840
What? Did you say
"tail" or "whale"?

859
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,920
"Tail." Got it.
[grunts]

860
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,840
Something's happening.

861
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,880
Santa's gone.

862
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,920
I can't believe it.

863
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,800
Looks like Dirt Squid
called it a day too.

864
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,880
I guess they're
a holiday package deal.

865
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,440
[Captain Marvel]
Too bad the Elves
weren't part of that package.

866
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,400
So we're not
gonna meet Santa?

867
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,400
I'm, uh, not so sure
this is a good idea, guys.

868
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,720
Nonsense, Nick.
You were born
for this endeavor.

869
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,400
In this sleigh,
you will bring hope and joy

870
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,400
to children everywhere.
Oh.

871
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,800
Well, that sounds
pretty good. Ugh!

872
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,760
Are we ready
for a test flight?

873
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,400
Sky looks clear.

874
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:34,280
And your helmet wings
look like antlers if you squint.

875
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,480
Wait. Flight?

876
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,720
[nervous chuckle]
That was a joke, right?

877
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:43,400
[grunts, laughs]
Flying terrifies me-e-e!

878
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,040
[sobs]

879
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,440
[Light Elf]
You will wait
for Commander Athidel.

880
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,040
No, thank you.
No more waiting.

881
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,920
It's time to say good night.
Follow my lead.

882
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,920
Wait. Please,
just hear me out.

883
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,960
You Elves are sworn
to protect Santa.

884
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:05,040
But Santa's gone,
so... we're all good, right?

885
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,840
Whew.
Seriously, what is that?
Dino-hypnotism?

886
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,080
You think I know?
No one listens to me.

887
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,080
You don't listen to me.
It's not personal.

888
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,080
Who listens to kids?
[Athidel]
We do.

889
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,520
And the young one
speaks true.

890
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:25,480
Jolnir has departed,
eliminating the cause
for conflict between us.

891
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,200
You're free to go.

892
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,880
Yeah, yeah.
I get that part.

893
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,880
But why do you guys
only listen to the kid?

894
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,480
The greater the youth,
the greater the truth.

895
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,320
Indeed.
Youth is an asset.

896
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,160
The young are dear to Jolnir.
But more importantly,

897
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:43,120
we Light Elves can sense
who believes in Jolnir

898
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,920
and who does not.

899
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,440
Humberto believes.

900
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,960
And we trust the words
of a believer.

901
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,840
How'd he know my name?

902
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,480
You think I know?

903
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:56,160
So where is Jolnir?
Where did he go?

904
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:59,320
The time of giving--
when Jolnir distributes gifts

905
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,080
to the children
of the nine realms--
is at hand.

906
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:06,080
It begins on the world
closest to ours, Midgard,

907
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,560
in a remote location
of Jolnir's choosing.

908
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,560
I believe you call it
the North Pole.

909
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,480
Ha! I knew it!

910
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,080
That's Loki's next target.
We need to get there now.

911
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,240
Regretfully,
we cannot join you.

912
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:22,120
Per Jolnir's wishes,
our duties end when
the time of giving begins.

913
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:26,560
So even Santa's Elves
get the holidays off.
But not us. Nice.

914
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:30,080
Evil doesn't observe holidays.
Let's roll.

915
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,440
[Groot, Rocket whimpering]
Isn't this a hoot?

916
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,440
[laughing]

917
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,400
[screaming]

918
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,360
I am Groot, I am Groot,
I am Groot!

919
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,280
[Rocket]
What's that?

920
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,040
[screams]

921
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,520
It's a ramp! Why?

922
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,400
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

923
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,400
Aaaahhhh!

924
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,520
Here we are.

925
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,120
Oh, snickerdoodles!

926
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,120
We must've just missed him.

927
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,320
Don't worry.
I know where he is.

928
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,200
I'll have us there
in no time.

929
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,400
No!

930
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,880
I mean, no,
you've been so kind.

931
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,520
We've imposed enough
on you.

932
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,320
We have a ship.

933
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,280
If you could just tell us
where we can find him.

934
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,920
A ship?
How wonderful!

935
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,920
I've always wanted
to fly a ship.

936
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,440
Let's go!

937
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,480
[Groot]
I am Groo-oo-oot!
[Rocket screaming]

938
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,640
It was thoughtful of Jolnir
to depart.

939
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:41,160
This mountain now yields
before my magic.

940
00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:44,040
Loki and Ymir,
stand down or perish!

941
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:48,200
Hear me out.
I have a proposition.

942
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:52,240
Come with me to Midgard,
help me claim Jolnir's powers,

943
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:56,480
and I will reward you in ways
your former master never did.

944
00:49:56,560 --> 00:50:00,240
You'll find no evil minions
here, fiend.

945
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:04,240
The Emerald Guard
will never conspire with you.

946
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:08,000
Oh, very well.
If you insist,
we can just do it the easy way.

947
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:13,280
[Light Elves crying out]

948
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:25,120
See? Now we're all friends.

949
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,320
No sign of Santa's cottage
on my end.

950
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,440
No activity
on the thermal sensors.

951
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,200
N-N-Nothing here either.

952
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,200
You still cold, kid?

953
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,360
Of course.
He's cold-blooded.

954
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,320
N-N-No.
I'm fine.

955
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,600
Okay. Let's land,
get more layers on Humberto,

956
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,600
and search the forested areas
on foot.

957
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,640
We're gonna need more bodies.
I'll signal Thor and Hulk.

958
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:50,640
[screaming]

959
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:55,320
I suspect Santa Claus
would smile more
and shriek less, Nick.

960
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,400
[breathing heavily]

961
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,520
Ah. Better.

962
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,720
Now, aim true, Hulk.

963
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:07,240
Let's deliver some gifts.

964
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,800
Toys away!
[grunting]

965
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:22,240
[grunting continues]

966
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,200
Ho ho ho! Whoo!

967
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,440
Perhaps with less force.

968
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,760
Sorry. I'll turn down
the heat for ya.

969
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,760
[Iron Man]
So I'm the only one
who finds it convenient

970
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,560
that Santa's house vanished
right when we found it?

971
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,720
This is a prank,
and those Elf-alikes
are in on it.

972
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,280
Maybe. But we can't
take that chance.

973
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,360
If Santa is out here,
we need to find him
before Loki does.

974
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,240
[Reptil]
Wait up! Moving is tricky
in all these clothes.

975
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,600
But I got it.
I got it. Whoa!

976
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,560
Lost it!
Got it again.

977
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,440
Hello?
Is anybody out there?

978
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,800
Unless he doesn't
wanna be found.

979
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,120
If Santa's the powerhouse
they say he is,

980
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,200
he could be walking in this
winter wonderland with us,
and we'd never know.

981
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,200
Another reason why
this is pointless,

982
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,240
not that we needed
another reason.

983
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,240
Do you have some place
you'd rather be tonight?

984
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:11,280
Yes! Don't you?

985
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:14,560
Hey, simmer down, fellas.
Landing on the naughty list
won't fix this.

986
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,720
There is no naughty list,
because there is no Santa.

987
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:23,320
Uh, guys, maybe it's just
that my eyeballs are frozen,
but look.

988
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:27,440
Is that Santa's house?
Santa's nice, cozy, warm house?

989
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:31,320
[Captain America]
Santa? Santa Claus?
You in here?

990
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,640
Empty.
But he's gotta be close.

991
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:35,440
Let's fan out.
Two-mile perimeter.

992
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,320
Maintain constant contact
with--
Oh, heat.

993
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:38,560
Heat, heat, heat, heat.

994
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,400
Ohh, heat.
[grunts]

995
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,720
Oh, yeah.
That's the stuff.

996
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,400
[shuddery sighing]

997
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,840
[sighs]

998
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:53,840
On second thought,
I could use a moment
to warm up.

999
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,800
Reptil, make room.
Really?

1000
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:01,360
[Rocket]
Getting awfully close
to those asteroids.

1001
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,160
Thank you so much
for letting me fly
your ship.

1002
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:06,840
It's always been
a little dream of mine.

1003
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:10,160
Oh...
[chuckles]
it's my pleasure.

1004
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:13,400
But we need to steer
away from those asteroids.

1005
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,560
Aw, looks like fun.

1006
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,520
Let's live a little.
[yells]

1007
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,840
[Rocket]
I'd actually rather live a lot,

1008
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,480
which is why I don't want
to squeeze through that gap!

1009
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,320
So Santa was expecting
your visit?

1010
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,160
Uh, no.
It was last minute.
A business opportunity--

1011
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,720
Look out!
Popped up.

1012
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,200
Lots of money--
Pull up!

1013
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,680
[grunts]
To be made.

1014
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,760
And you want to make
a lot of money?

1015
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,760
Absolutely.
Watch it!

1016
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,400
That's our ticket to
[yells]
a new ship.

1017
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,640
What's wrong
with this ship?

1018
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:46,680
Seems like it runs
just fine.

1019
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,320
[Rocket chuckles]
Thanks to me.

1020
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,800
And I'd like
to keep it that way.

1021
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,720
No! We're not gonna make it!

1022
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,440
[descending whirring]

1023
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,440
[panting]

1024
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,760
You worry too much.

1025
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,760
Santa was the same way

1026
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:10,400
until he made giving gifts
to children his life's work.

1027
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:13,760
Uh... come again?

1028
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:17,560
He spends all year
preparing for tonight.

1029
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:21,760
Every child-- who they are,
where they are, what they want.

1030
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:24,920
All those gifts.
And then-- boom,

1031
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:29,840
he delivers
every single present himself
in one night.

1032
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,760
Santa does this.
Santa Claus.

1033
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:35,680
Of course. Who else?

1034
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,640
Now, I tell him,
spread it out

1035
00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:41,920
over a few weeks or months,
and he refuses.

1036
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,680
You know why?

1037
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,960
Because he doesn't want to make
even one child wait.

1038
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:50,480
And he gets nothing in return.

1039
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:52,880
That's not how he sees it.

1040
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:57,320
He says the joy of giving
is the greatest gift of all.

1041
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,400
And that's why I love him.

1042
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:06,320
I am Groot.

1043
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,400
[sighs]
You're right, pal.

1044
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,640
It looks like we do have
this one all wrong.

1045
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:13,400
[ascending whirring]

1046
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,560
[Captain Marvel]
Unbelievable!

1047
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:22,960
Mm. Best hot chocolate ever.

1048
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:26,320
This is exactly how
Santa's hot chocolate
should taste.

1049
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,480
[Iron Man]
All part of the charade.

1050
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,960
What are you looking for
over there?
Cameras.

1051
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,360
We're probably being filmed
for some prank show.

1052
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,640
<i>Holly Jolly Follies,</i>
or something like that.

1053
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:38,960
Ugh! Why are you so down
on Santa Claus?

1054
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:42,720
A better question is,
why aren't you more
down on him, kid?

1055
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,560
Memories.
Some of the best I have.

1056
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,880
<i>My parents</i>
<i>were paleontologists.</i>

1057
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:53,880
<i>Spent a lot of time on digs,</i>
<i>living in tents.</i>

1058
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:57,400
<i>Space was tight,</i>
<i>so toys were a luxury.</i>

1059
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:02,320
<i>One year, I lost my favorite.</i>

1060
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,640
<i>I was scared</i>
<i>to tell my parents,</i>
<i>so I wrote to Santa,</i>

1061
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:07,400
<i>asking for a new one.</i>

1062
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:10,760
<i>That morning, I wake up,</i>

1063
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,760
<i>our tent's a jungle,</i>

1064
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:16,000
<i>and there's</i>
<i>toy dinos everywhere.</i>

1065
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:19,000
We spent all day in there,
just playing.

1066
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:22,400
I still have every one
of those dinosaurs.

1067
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,680
Little me
was obsessed with planes.

1068
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:27,000
I'd never been in one,
but I loved them.

1069
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:30,960
One year I asked Santa
for a top-of-the-line
F-15 model kit.

1070
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:32,960
<i>But I didn't get it.</i>

1071
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,840
<i>Instead, I got tickets</i>
<i>to an air show,</i>

1072
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:40,640
where I got to sit
in the cockpit
of a real F-15.

1073
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:44,080
That's when I knew
I'd be a pilot.
[Captain America clears throat]

1074
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:46,920
I was a big fan
of baseball as a kid.

1075
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:51,320
But I wasn't athletic,
so I was never picked
for a team by the other kids.

1076
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:55,440
[children chattering]
<i>When I wrote to Santa,</i>
<i>I didn't ask for toys.</i>

1077
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,600
<i>I asked for a chance to play.</i>

1078
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,720
<i>I got a brand-new bat</i>
<i>and ball that year--</i>

1079
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,080
<i>items my family</i>
<i>couldn't afford.</i>

1080
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,680
And they were my ticket
into the game.

1081
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,080
[chuckling]
I was awful.

1082
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,960
I couldn't throw,
catch, or hit.

1083
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:14,040
And I loved
every second of it.

1084
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,800
Okay. I'll play
your little reindeer game.

1085
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:20,960
I was six when I told my dad
I didn't believe in Santa Claus.

1086
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,640
<i>My dad suggested</i>
<i>I take it up with Santa.</i>

1087
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:27,640
<i>So I did.</i>
<i>I wrote to Santa and told him</i>
<i>to keep his presents.</i>

1088
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:30,720
<i>All I wanted was proof</i>
<i>that he was real.</i>

1089
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:34,040
<i>After the holidays,</i>
<i>the letter came back unopened.</i>

1090
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,560
<i>It was marked "undeliverable."</i>

1091
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:40,080
So, I tore it up
and threw it away.

1092
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,120
Because I had my proof.
There's no Santa.

1093
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,520
You don't need proof
to believe.

1094
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,600
Maybe you don't, kid.
But I'm a scientist at heart.

1095
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:51,680
Always have been.
And that means
I won't believe it

1096
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,520
until I see it.
[loud thud]

1097
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,160
Get down!
[grunting]

1098
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:09,160
Hm.

1099
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,840
I grow weary of waiting.

1100
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,920
Where is Jolnir?

1101
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,560
Where is your Santa Claus?

1102
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:18,880
Do you really think
we'll tell you, Loki?

1103
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:22,760
That really would be ideal.

1104
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:27,920
[yells]

1105
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,520
[grunts]

1106
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,480
[Reptil grunts, laughs]

1107
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,560
Double down on blizzard king.

1108
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,120
[grunting]

1109
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,920
[grunts]

1110
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,800
[grunting]

1111
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:55,040
[yelling]

1112
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,600
[grunts]
Aah!

1113
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:03,800
[grunts]

1114
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,960
[Reptil]
Need a hand, Cap?

1115
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:10,120
Or maybe a tail?

1116
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,120
You're catching on, Humberto.

1117
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,560
I've always learned fast.

1118
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,960
In third grade, I...
[grunts]

1119
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,160
[grunts]

1120
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,720
[yells]
[grunts]

1121
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,720
[grunts]
[grunts]

1122
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:31,040
Ymir, freeze them slowly.

1123
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:35,040
Perhaps they'll talk
before the cold
steals their breath.

1124
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:36,560
Indeed.

1125
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:40,840
Ice is the bringer
of truth.

1126
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:45,800
[grunts]
[Loki]
What treachery is this?

1127
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:46,920
Aah!

1128
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,840
[whooshing]
[grunts]

1129
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:53,280
Presents?

1130
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,360
Aaahh!

1131
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,200
[laughs]

1132
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,920
Your aim is much
improved, Hulk.

1133
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:09,560
Call me Santa Hulk.

1134
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:12,600
Now, this is a worthy
holiday tradition--

1135
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,160
glorious battle.

1136
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,600
[Captain America]
Glad you could join us.
Wait.

1137
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:19,240
Is that-- Did you find--

1138
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,240
Santa Claus? Nay.

1139
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,240
This is our friend Nick.

1140
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,160
He is a most convincing
doppelganger.

1141
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,160
And he's as close
as we're gonna get.

1142
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:30,680
Oh, I hope not,
for the sake of the boy.

1143
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,040
Deliver Santa to me,
[whimpers]

1144
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,840
or I deliver your young friend
to his doom.

1145
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:37,600
You won't do it, Loki.

1146
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:41,200
Wrong! I will do whatever
it takes to prevail.

1147
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:45,160
That is what gives me
the advantage
over you... heroes.

1148
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,960
End this madness, brother.

1149
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,600
I'm about to, brother.

1150
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:51,560
Reptil, down!

1151
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:52,880
[grunts]

1152
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:55,600
[grunts]

1153
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,080
[Hulk yells]

1154
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:00,840
Hm.

1155
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:02,320
[grunts]

1156
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,880
Last chance.
Find Santa Claus.

1157
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,640
[man]
Ho ho ho!

1158
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:12,040
No need to look
for that which is found.

1159
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,040
[Reptil]
It's him.

1160
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,320
It's really him!
It's him!
It's Santa Claus!

1161
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,760
Deck... the... halls.

1162
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,120
Santa, look out!

1163
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,360
Ho ho ho!

1164
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:26,960
[gasps]

1165
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:30,640
You can control space-time.

1166
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,360
And you can be nice, Loki,

1167
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,840
but you choose to be naughty.

1168
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:38,160
Will you change your ways?

1169
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:42,960
Oh, I will change,
with your help.
[grunting]

1170
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:49,040
Oh! Oh!

1171
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,840
[laughing]

1172
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,360
[groaning]

1173
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:56,840
No!

1174
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,080
[grunts]

1175
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,280
Got your back, Santa!

1176
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:04,360
No, Reptil!

1177
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,240
[grunts]

1178
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,880
A touching display,
dino-child,

1179
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,240
but the casket was too quick,
and you too late.

1180
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:16,240
Come on, Santa.
Say it with me.

1181
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,080
"Ho ho ho."

1182
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:20,320
[Loki]
The power of Santa Claus!

1183
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:23,400
[laughing]
All mine!

1184
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:26,080
[grunts]
[laughing]

1185
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:31,040
You mortal insects,
time is about to pass you by.

1186
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:35,840
[growling]

1187
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,120
[grunts]

1188
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,120
[growling]

1189
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,360
[laughing]

1190
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:46,080
[grunts]

1191
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:50,760
[groans]

1192
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,160
[grunting]

1193
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:58,880
Oh, so much power.

1194
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:00,920
The perfect present.

1195
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,200
[Iron Man]
Hope you kept the receipt,

1196
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,760
'cause you're returning
that gift.

1197
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:09,080
Or exchanging it,
depending on store policy.

1198
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:12,400
[Loki]
Your might can overcome
many things, my friends,

1199
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:16,400
[grunting]
but I fear a rift in
the very fabric of existence

1200
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:18,480
is not one of them.

1201
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:21,760
[groaning]

1202
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:24,480
Santa, you gotta wake up.

1203
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,360
We need you.

1204
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:29,840
I always believed in you.
I'm not gonna stop now.

1205
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:35,480
Farewell, heroes.

1206
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:38,440
Take comfort in knowing
Loki's Earth

1207
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:41,480
would not be to your liking.

1208
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,120
[Santa Claus]
Earth isn't yours
just yet, Loki.

1209
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:47,320
I'll admit
you have spirit, Santa.

1210
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:52,280
but spirit is no more useful
than your hat.

1211
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:54,080
What? How?

1212
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:57,760
If there's belief,
there's Santa Claus.

1213
01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:59,760
Thanks for filling in, Nick.

1214
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:03,760
Whew. Did my best.
I'm no you, Santa.

1215
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:07,440
You could've fooled me, Nick.
It's like looking in a mirror.

1216
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:09,800
[laughing]

1217
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:15,280
I have your immense power,
and you can barely stand.

1218
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:18,080
You're no match for me.
[grunts]

1219
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:20,080
He is with our help.

1220
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:23,040
And, like me,
you owe Santa an apology.

1221
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:25,240
[roaring]

1222
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,880
[yells]
[Light Elves cry out]

1223
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:29,360
[grunting]

1224
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,520
[yells]

1225
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:35,200
[grunts]
I should be at home right now!

1226
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:37,160
[cries out]

1227
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,960
[grunts, groans]

1228
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,800
[grunts]
[Light Elves grunt]

1229
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:48,360
[roaring]
[Light Elves whimpering]

1230
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:52,480
[yelling]

1231
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,960
Don't let up.
He's too dangerous.

1232
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:58,240
[grunting]

1233
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,240
[whimpering]

1234
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:03,560
[chuckles]

1235
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,280
[screaming]

1236
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,400
[grunts, groans]

1237
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,120
Put the bow on him, kid.

1238
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:12,280
[coughing]

1239
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:15,040
Here's a couple presents
just for you, Loki.

1240
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:21,920
[grunts]

1241
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,160
[groans]

1242
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:27,640
[groaning]

1243
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:34,240
Your minds are once again free
from Loki's tyranny,
Elves of Alfheim.

1244
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:37,600
And that is what
the holidays are all about.

1245
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,600
I got a confession
to make.

1246
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:43,360
I pushed for you
to come along
to mess with Cap.

1247
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,280
I know.

1248
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:48,360
But I still wanted to prove
I deserve to be
on this team someday.

1249
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:51,920
And you did.
I was wrong.
You were right.

1250
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:55,480
You weren't a trainee today.
You were one of us-- a hero.

1251
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:58,440
You did good, Humberto.

1252
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,040
[clang]

1253
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:02,120
Ow.

1254
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:05,600
The Emerald Guard
now controls you, Loki.

1255
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:09,400
[groaning softly]

1256
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:16,080
Anyway, it's a true honor
to finally meet you,

1257
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,080
Santa-- sir!

1258
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:21,600
Did I say that already?
The honor is mine,
Humberto.

1259
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:27,240
[chuckles]
Are you okay,
Mr. Claus?

1260
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,360
It's "Santa," Steve.

1261
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:31,920
Feeling stronger
by the second.

1262
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:35,160
I'm a bit behind schedule,
but I'll make do.

1263
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,040
I always have.

1264
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,640
And you will tonight,
because we're gonna help.

1265
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:41,600
It's the least we can do.

1266
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:44,680
It's the least I can do

1267
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:47,000
for doubting you.

1268
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:50,360
Oh, don't be too hard
on yourself, Tony.

1269
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:53,200
Even your brain
can't be right all the time.

1270
01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:55,960
So we can help?
'Cause I've been practicing.

1271
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:59,480
Why not?
The more, the merrier.

1272
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:01,200
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!

1273
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,520
[clattering]
[Ymir grumbling]

1274
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:06,040
Warm-blooded wretches!

1275
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:09,760
Ice conquers all!

1276
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:15,040
[grunts]

1277
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:17,360
[gasps]
Whoa!

1278
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:18,720
[yells, grunts]

1279
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:20,120
[grunts]

1280
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:21,520
Ha...

1281
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:23,200
[shouting]

1282
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:30,040
Aahh!

1283
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:36,120
[grunting, groaning]

1284
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,640
Hi, honey!
[chuckles]

1285
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:48,720
And there's the missus.
Hello, dear!

1286
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,600
See, Rocket?

1287
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:54,080
You saved everyone
from that awful Ice Giant.

1288
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:56,520
Isn't giving wonderful?

1289
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:59,280
Yeah. Feels pretty good.

1290
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:03,240
It would feel a lot better
in a new ship, though.

1291
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:08,320
Shall we? Wait.
How do I look?

1292
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:14,760
[chuckles]
Not bad, Nick.

1293
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:16,760
Ow!
Not bad at all.

1294
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:20,280
Ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho!

1295
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:22,440
[Reptil]
Is this sleigh new, Santa?

1296
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:25,440
[Santa]
Yes. My gift to me.

1297
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:27,280
You okay, Nick?
[mumbles]

1298
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:28,760
Mm...
[gags]

1299
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:32,400
I'm giving him a new car.

1300
01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:36,320
♪ Slow down time
with Santa's powers ♪

1301
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:39,440
♪ Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra
ra-ra-ra-ra ♪

1302
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:42,200
♪ Years of work
gets done in hours ♪

1303
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:45,320
♪ Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra
ra-ra-ra-ra ♪

1304
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:48,200
♪ If the present
misses the mark ♪

1305
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:51,640
♪ Fa-ra-ra, ra-ra-ra
ra-ra-ra ♪

1306
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:54,600
♪ Please send the bill
to Tony Stark ♪

1307
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:58,880
♪ Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra
ra-ra-ra-ra ♪

1308
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:17,400
[Santa]
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!

1309
01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:20,400
One last delivery.
Heroes get presents
tonight too.

1310
01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:26,720
Reptil, thank you
for saving me,

1311
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:30,480
for believing in me,
for being my friend.

1312
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:34,800
[chuckles]
Ooh. Ooh.

1313
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:37,080
[stammering]

1314
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:39,720
It's so...
[crying]

1315
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,480
It's-- It's--

1316
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:44,680
It's really right here--
new ship...

1317
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:47,520
It's so beautiful!

1318
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,720
[crying]

1319
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:52,520
[sniffling]
I am Groot.

1320
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:54,400
You're both welcome.

1321
01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:56,680
Now, let's take it
for a spin.

1322
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:01,480
[Loki]
Rebuild Santa's cottage!

1323
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:04,240
He has his power back.
Why can't he do it?

1324
01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:07,680
Finish it,
or we finish you,
villain.

1325
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:15,800
[Reptil]
So, what did Santa give you?

1326
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:18,120
I don't believe it.

1327
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,240
It's the letter.
My letter.

1328
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:22,280
The one I wrote to Santa
as a kid.

1329
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:24,560
But I tore it up.
It's impossible.

1330
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:28,720
Nothing's impossible
if you believe.
[spaceship approaching]

1331
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:43,360
You have all given me
something to believe in.

1332
01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:45,360
I am Groot.

1333
01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:48,400
That's kind, Groot,
but we don't need

1334
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:50,400
any more presents.

1335
01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:53,440
[sustained grunt]

1336
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:00,560
Wow!
Yeah.

1337
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:03,280
Groot knows how
to finish on a high note.

1338
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:05,440
[Hulk]
It's just missing one thing.

1339
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:07,200
[Captain Marvel]
A day off?

1340
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:10,560
[Rocket] Burritos?
[Iron Man]
Don't say "hug."

1341
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:11,880
[Hulk]
Singing!

1342
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:15,600
♪ Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra
ra-ra-ra-- ♪

1343
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:19,760
Ra-ah-ah-ah-ah!